Talk About A Pandemic

Has anyone else noticed this? I mean, what in god's name is happening here? Seriously, guys. Grab your girlfriend's camera, creep their facebook, hell, even check the online self-shooting porn pages.

This face! It's everywhere. Girls from all walks of life seem to be succumbing to some strange virus which tightens their lips and, in worst case scenarios forces them to throw up a peace sign! WTF? This terrible affliction is actually bringing back the peace sign? Fathers everywhere take heed! Do not let your daughters fall victim to this strange disease!

Research suggests it's perhaps over-use of lip gloss, combined with the exhausting effects of vigorous texting and/or unwarranted consumption of Bud Lite Lime which is causing the bizarre deformity.

What exactly is this and why are girls from all over North America taking self pics with this EXACT look?? Am I that out of touch with the generation beneath me? I shudder to think what all my (future) daughters' photos will look like this.

Imagine a nice, subtle picture with grandma while little Missy-Lou is CHUCKING UP A FRAKKIN' PEACE SIGN and scrunching her face up like she was suddenly upwind of a port-o-potty at the Vans Warped Tour. Or how about her graduation picture? Wedding photos? Playboy shoot?


Oh boy, just think if maybe, just maybe, mom's old adage will come true..."if you keep doing that face it'll stick that way forever!"



Oh, and by the way, Collegehumour.com seems to be overflowing with these bad boys (OK, so most of the pics are from their lovely 'Cute College Girl of the Day' page, but whatever! These chicks are from all over the US!).

Ladies, keep away. It seems contagious!